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Professor Dronotnik
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Posted - 2017.06.08 05:25:38 -
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Muhahahaha!
The cluster thought i was gone! You all thought i died 16 years ago when that damnable lone condor pilot destroyed my Dronotnikca station! Fools! You didn't even take into consideration that i could've have been blown clear of the destruction and saved by Guristas scavengers looking to steal my drone research!
For 16 years i had to live among braindead pirates so that i could continue my research. eagerly waiting the day that i! PROFESSOR DRONOTNIK - could reemerge and start up my plans for cluster wide domination once again! Muhahahaha!
Thats right! Professor Dronotnik is back! Badder than ever! My loyal legions will bring doom and destruction to the insignificant peons of this galaxy and make way for my new Dronotnikca! But where to start? The Federation? The Empire? The State? The Republic? Or does it matter? I intend to dominate every corner of New Eden! Dronotnikca will start off as a humble city but expand! And EXPAND! INTO A CLUSTER WIDE POWER. Theres nothing you can do to stop it! We will start small! Acity! Then a entire system! The constellation! The region! THE ENTIRE CLUSTER!
Not even you immortal Capsuleers can stop my genius plans for domination! Dronotnikca is the future and i will be the king of it! And thanks to upwell, my plans can start off to a booming start! I will erect a Factory to expand my military power in drones and by transmitting the correct frequencies, of that of a Rogue drone queen. I can attract the deadly hordes of Rogue drones to make refuge in it! They will see me as their rightful master!
The wheels are in motion Capsuleers! Your doom is nigh! Muhahahahahaha!
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Professor Dronotnik
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Posted - 2017.06.08 05:33:43 -
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Julianni Avala wrote:I often thought some select individuals were displaying capsuleer dementia to a degree that couldn't be surpassed.
I couldn't have been more wrong.
Be well, Mister Dronotnik. I hope you get the treatment you need soon.
The only treatment i need is too see Dronotnikca standing tall and proudly! Casting its shadow over everything!
Then i will be "Well"
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Professor Dronotnik
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Posted - 2017.06.08 05:44:36 -
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Utari Onzo wrote:Practically giving a licence to anyone these days. I thought the rigorous mental and physical training was meant to weed out individuals like this, not promote more?
A license? To be a mad genius? Boy there is no license for that! You have to be professor Dronotnik to be a mad genius! Something you capsuleers will soon learn when my smarts bring you demigods below me and my drone legions!
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Professor Dronotnik
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Posted - 2017.06.08 05:54:23 -
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MORONS!
Have you not figured out that I'm NOT one of YOU?! You go on about the rigorous testing it takes to be a Capsuleer but you fail at understanding I'm not one of you!
If this is the average intelligence of Capsuleers, then my plans to dominate the cluster will go by with a breeze!
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Professor Dronotnik
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Posted - 2017.06.08 07:23:47 -
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Diana Kim wrote: While I myself feel dissatisfied with the average intelligence of Capsuleers, looking how many dumb...
fellas... fell...
for gallente propaganda and are fighting for such criminal and inhuman oppressing regime known as Gallente Federation, I might inquiry about what were you thinking about while making such... interesting, if not... revealing claims?
I could describe such sort of... declaration... only as a highly unprofessional. Wait... wait wait, are you from the Federation yourself by a chance? That would explain...
a lot.
Sending legions to bring doom and destruction sounds very familiar if we look at Gallente Federation or Minmatar Republic. In any way, I'd like to notify you, that all your attempts at subjugating Caldari State will be in vain.
Want to try this? Come at us. It will be your undoing.
GLORY TO THE STATE!
Ha! You idiotic girl! If you knew how to read you would have learned in that announcement that i desire to destroy the federation along with every other goverment! That is the only way Dronotnikca can exist! As the sole power of the Cluster!
The Caldari will be perfect subjects to Dronotikca due to their simple drone liek way of thinking! It will be so easy for me ot reprogram you! Bwahahaha! Bow before Professor Dronotnik and get it over with already!
Mizhir wrote: If this is indeed true then I am not sure if I should admire your bravery or pity your stupidity. It is like going unarmed to a gunfight and admitting it up front.
Don't undererstimate me Capsuleer! For i have a IQ of 300! I will outsmart every tactic you immortals have at your disposal and crush all opposition to the future of Dronotikca! You do not scare me! For it is you will be afraid of! Professor Dronotnik! Bwahahaha
Aria Jenneth wrote:I'd add an "Also: Bwahahaha!" but here it would just be redundant.
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Professor Dronotnik
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Posted - 2017.06.08 07:33:45 -
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Julianni Avala wrote:Professor Dronotnik wrote: For i have a IQ of 300! I mean this with no offense, but it should be "an IQ". I would recommend fixing that before parties point it out in an attempt at humiliating you. I will edit this post, if you like, should you decide to correct the small mistake. I can also forward you the name of a psychologist who may be able to help you with the state of mind you're currently in. I'm genuinely concerned you're in need of help.
Foolish girl! You are incapable of understanding the brilliance behind Dronotnikca dialect! Remove your ignorance at once and i may show you mercy once i replace the CEOs of the 8 megas with my own personnel management drones! Lets see how I-RED will enjoy working for Ishukone when they become Professor Dronotnik's new pet!
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Professor Dronotnik
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Posted - 2017.06.09 15:49:51 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:
But can your drones do a dance number?
*Transmit 3 minute vid of Isi Egivand conducting three 'Spidersquid' repair drones in performing what looked to be the arachnid version of a ballet. With mid-air spins and all*
Hmmm. Impressive! Perhaps i would have use for you when Dronotnikca rises from the ashes! You will be the one i will make responsible for coordinating the drones formy daily wake up dance routines!
Consider yourself honored!
Nauplius wrote:Professor Dronotnik:
Do you believe in God, the Amarr God, the Red God, the Blood God?
Have your researches uncovered any lost, dark occult powers of interest?
Why believe in such foolish ideas when its clear the real god is me! I! PROOOOOOOFESSOR Dronotnik! The god of drones!
And any "dark occult powers" i may have stumbled across in my research were scoffed at. Just fairy tales! A placebo in the form of words and funny gestures to give power to the braindead weaklings of this galaxy!
Diana Kim wrote: "Idiotic"?... Do you realize you are talking to Caldari State officer, who graduated best State educational facility - State War Academy? Ah, looks like you don't.
Maybe you do realize that the State has the most intelligent bloodline employed as scientists - Achura?... Looks like you don't as well.
Or maybe you can realize that we in the State follow quite an interesting philisophy - Kutuotu Miru, that makes us practically immune to brainwashing, because we look at things as they are? Turns out you didn't know this too.
Pity.
Come back after you educate yourself.
What i insulted was a drone. I insult drones daily..I have a drone for the specific purpose of being my verbal punching bag! Quite enjoyable way to release stress i tell you.
This "Educational facility" you speak of - The State War Academy. Is a factory for drones like you to work for the State/
You call yourself intelligent based off your genetics but you cannot compare to the intelligence of Professor Dronotnik! My Genes are superior by default!
I will call you...Kim-mark1! A drone created by the state to be a mouthpeice to spout their brainwashing programming you call "Kutuotu Miru"
Now Kim-mark1, realize your place in this world and bow before Professor Dronotnik!
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